July 7, 2009

Free Shots at the Regal Beagle?


Oh dear. (sigh) Where do I start? Janet...Janet... Janet. What the hell happened? If you haven't heard already, you can read about her charge here. Anyway, add this very unflattering mugshot to the long list of celebrities who decide to knock back a few and then hop in the whip. (Nick Nolte and George Clinton have the scariest mugshots on lock) Normally, I'd say that most of them are foolish for not having a driver instead of risking the DUI but...when was the last time you saw Joyce DeWitt do anything show biz related? Three's Company ended 25 years ago. I seriously doubt she has a driver. I sure hope this is the last of her reckless behavior. However, she looks like a seasoned alcoholic in that pic. Don't you just love how she still captures that 'deer in the headlights' expression? Mr. Roper would be so disappointed. Somewhere, Suzanne Sommers is on a white leather couch with a Thigh Master between her knees, reading this story in Variety and snorting through chuckles at this one. I just know it.


"Come and knock on our door...We've been waiting for youuuu.."

1 comment:

Soups said...

How no one didn't comment on this yet is amazing. DAMN!!!....shorty is twisted. I use to like a plain ass too a lil. She use to bust out with the short shorts too & coulda of got it hardbody if I wasn't six. lol

A shame. She's looking at the camera like it's foreign as F*ck & coming to eat her up!..haha!

And Ms. Snow probably still gettin' it like she was 25. Hey, such is life, right?

You are hilarious for posting this, Jayne. Gimme some more!

Laters..