As the clock winds down on the Presidential campaign, desperation rears its ugly head...and ugly it is indeed. By all accounts, Ashley Todd is not the brightest bulb in the box. For those of you just tuning in, she is the young lady and McCain campaign "volunteer" who claimed she was attacked and mugged by a 6 ft.4 Black man. Because as we all know, the bigger the black man- the scarier. Why did I get Susan Smith flashbacks when this story first broke? From the looks of it- she got her ass handed to her and had the black eye to prove it. What she could not prove however, was who had actually done this to her. And that is where her story began to unravel. She claimed that her attacker was going to "teach her a lesson" for backing the septuagenarian candidate, and carved a 'B' onto her pasty, fat face. A backwards B for that matter. This Dumb Ass probably did it in front of a mirror, lacking the good sense to know that it would have appeared in reverse had someone done this while facing her. Well, all she did was successfully piss off the Pittsburgh Police and got herself charged with filing a false report. Perhaps she should have gone with the less tricky 'O' instead- but something tells me this moron would have botched that too. Election be damned, if I ever have the good fortune of running into the person who did in fact deliver that eye jammy, the drinks are on me.
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